In the annals of bizarre things on TikTok, we now have Sickwife, a young woman with some terrible disease that “makes her body explode from the inside out,” (maybe it is Multiple Sclerosis), who is looking for a husband with good health insurance.
No, really. And, it appears that she is successful, with many men apparently volunteering for this role. There is some kind of lesson here for young women who want to get married. I think it is to say that you want to get married, rather than leaving things a vague haze of “relationship.” In other words, a sort of primordial Courtship. It helps that she is pretty, but not really that pretty. Mostly she looks Rich, which is because she came from a wealthy family (“I did Cotillion twice”), but apparently upon turning 18 they drove out to the Midwest and abandoned her by the side of the road, permanently, which is just one more weird thing to add to a weird story.