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“Dating is hard for virgins,” especially girls who want to wait until marriage. This is because, as Tom Leykis used to say, “dating is fucking.” Saying that you want to “date but not have sex” is like showing up to a tennis court and saying “I don’t believe in tennis racquets.” So, you are notContinue reading “Dating Advice for Virgins”

We were discussing how to be not just a Good Wife, but a Wonderful Wife for a rich guy, who rarely end up with good wives, much less wonderful ones. Unfortunately, one common challenge for the Wonderful Wife of a rich guy is: some variant of the Side Chick. Your rich guy is not likelyContinue reading “How To Be A Wonderful Rich Guy’s Wife #2: Kill Off The Side Chick”

Confused women on Twitter: I don’t know why this is hard, but that’s why you have to 3) Tell The Bitches What To Do. Stay at home daughter: This is what women did in the past, before they got married. But, they got married around Age 18-20. Women who stayed at their parents’ house wereContinue reading “Be Your Own Mom”

Whether you are 15 or 81, a woman these days needs to focus on eating good food. Most of the stuff that people eat today is not good for them, and you can see the results: the ugliest and unhealthiest people ever. The quality of your food matters more than the quantity. “Dieting” through calorieContinue reading “Eat Good Food”

Guess what girls: Men like women with full and perfectly formed tits. I guess you knew that already. But, in practice, they will marry most any sort of woman who is not too chubby, gets a little exercise, and stays in good shape — including flat-chested girls. It then becomes a question of: other virtues.Continue reading “The Height Thing”

OK, this is now completely demented. Girls: It’s time to just say goodbye to the zombie hordes of women today that are on their way to the biggest Spinster Bubble the world has ever seen. For women getting married at 18, I recommend having your last children around Age 26, not your first.

Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky said that his secret was to “skate to where the puck is going.” If you want to get married, just plan on being a wife — specifically, a Good Wife and Good Mother. If you do that, getting married should be easy. “I want to get married.” “Yeah, you and allContinue reading “Skate to Where the Puck Is Going”

Megan Fox, Hollywood dream babe, former “Sexiest Woman in the World.” I had to convince him that I was slightly more responsible and well-spoken and had other things to bring to the table besides being 18. Every other woman: I Am the Table. She got married, and had three children. “Now just sit right thereContinue reading ““What Do You Bring To The Table?” Megan Fox Edition”

This is an interesting item by Helen Roy. And since Helen is a TradBabe (that is, she has options), and also a wife and new mother (don’t take advice from single women), and of the BigBrain subcategory, it has something worthwhile in it I think. This is the basic landscape of dating in Hell WorldContinue reading “Build It and They Will Come”

This is “The Children’s Song,” from Puck of Pook’s Hill (1906), by Rudyard Kipling. In 1906, Britain was still Champion of the World. This is what people teach their children, when a nation is at its best. Land of our Birth, we pledge to theeOur love and toil in the years to be;When we areContinue reading “What To Teach Your Children”