Dating Advice for Virgins

“Dating is hard for virgins,” especially girls who want to wait until marriage. This is because, as Tom Leykis used to say, “dating is fucking.” Saying that you want to “date but not have sex” is like showing up to a tennis court and saying “I don’t believe in tennis racquets.” So, you are notContinue reading “Dating Advice for Virgins”

How To Be A Wonderful Rich Guy’s Wife #2: Kill Off The Side Chick

We were discussing how to be not just a Good Wife, but a Wonderful Wife for a rich guy, who rarely end up with good wives, much less wonderful ones. Unfortunately, one common challenge for the Wonderful Wife of a rich guy is: some variant of the Side Chick. Your rich guy is not likelyContinue reading “How To Be A Wonderful Rich Guy’s Wife #2: Kill Off The Side Chick”

Skate to Where the Puck Is Going

Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky said that his secret was to “skate to where the puck is going.” If you want to get married, just plan on being a wife — specifically, a Good Wife and Good Mother. If you do that, getting married should be easy. “I want to get married.” “Yeah, you and allContinue reading “Skate to Where the Puck Is Going”

“What Do You Bring To The Table?” Megan Fox Edition

Megan Fox, Hollywood dream babe, former “Sexiest Woman in the World.” I had to convince him that I was slightly more responsible and well-spoken and had other things to bring to the table besides being 18. Every other woman: I Am the Table. She got married, and had three children. “Now just sit right thereContinue reading ““What Do You Bring To The Table?” Megan Fox Edition”

Build It and They Will Come

This is an interesting item by Helen Roy. And since Helen is a TradBabe (that is, she has options), and also a wife and new mother (don’t take advice from single women), and of the BigBrain subcategory, it has something worthwhile in it I think. This is the basic landscape of dating in Hell WorldContinue reading “Build It and They Will Come”