Let me tell you how to spell “Captain Save-A-Ho” so you can have it tattooed on your forehead.
Our online Christians say this is pretty common. Many Churches today are basically telling young men to Go Save That Ho. This is because there are a lot of Hos in the pews.
For all time, many “fallen” women would end up in the Church in their 30s.
But, you didn’t marry them. They became nuns!
Meanwhile, there are many, many very fine women, Christian and otherwise, who are actually Waiting Until Marriage girls. There is no shortage of very fine young women, who are 22-ish Virgins, that these Christian men should marry.
Not a Ho!
As we can see, if you marry a Ho (body count 16+), the odds are against you. Yes, any one single woman might Beat The Odds. But, the chances are, she won’t; you just think she will, but you are wrong.
So now, as an alternative to the Save-A-Ho Maxxing going on in churches, let’s look at all the lovely Waiting For Marriage girls, and all you have to do is send them a DM on TikTok.
Baaaaabe.
But, there can be a little too much “fleeing from lust.” The object of “Purity Culture” is not maintaining “purity” indefinitely, it is to Get Married Young (first) and then Get Pounded Out on the Regular.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. (1 Corinthians 7-9)
Lastly, let’s catch up again with this girl, who was 30 years old and STILL waiting for marriage, while some doofuses are out there playing Captain Save-A-Ho.
It turns out this girl is a serious babe.
So just grab one of those girls, and don’t dilly dally about it. Get married in six months, or don’t. Because, how long do you want to be “waiting until marriage”?
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