Somebody Should Marry Phoebe

“Phoebe,” reddest of TikTok redheads, wants to marry an American. Or, at least she did in late 2024, at Age 22. Maybe Britain is getting a little too uncomfortable these days.

And, despite having 1.1m followers, and being a 10/10 girl (if you ask me), and not fat either, she isn’t married.

Apparently, the actual experience of being a 10/10 redhead involves a lot of insults.

Yes, her TikTok videos are not very “wifey” (“Because I want to eat Captain Crunch every day”), but she is 22 (or 23 now), not a 57yo matron, and plus this is for TikTok content. Of course her channel has a bunch of stupid nonsense. But, she has 1.1m followers — and how many do you have?

Not a bikini model, but a normal healthy body.

Meanwhile, SickWife has 300 men who offer to pay her medical bills while she dies in his arms.

Phoebe doesn’t seem slutty to me. And she has good genes. We will have to stick with the Top 30%. Somebody go marry Phoebe.

Of course she would have to give up TikTok. You can’t be married to a man, and also married to your 1.1m followers. You are going to have to choose.

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Happily married, with children.

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