“What Do You Bring To The Table?” Megan Fox Edition

Megan Fox, Hollywood dream babe, former “Sexiest Woman in the World.”

I had to convince him that I was slightly more responsible and well-spoken and had other things to bring to the table besides being 18.

Every other woman:

I Am the Table.

She got married, and had three children.

“Now just sit right there and let me tell you all the things I bring to the table.”