Save-A-Ho Maxxing

Let me tell you how to spell “Captain Save-A-Ho” so you can have it tattooed on your forehead.

Our online Christians say this is pretty common. Many Churches today are basically telling young men to Go Save That Ho. This is because there are a lot of Hos in the pews.

For all time, many “fallen” women would end up in the Church in their 30s.

But, you didn’t marry them. They became nuns!

Meanwhile, there are many, many very fine women, Christian and otherwise, who are actually Waiting Until Marriage girls. There is no shortage of very fine young women, who are 22-ish Virgins, that these Christian men should marry.

Not a Ho!

As we can see, if you marry a Ho (body count 16+), the odds are against you. Yes, any one single woman might Beat The Odds. But, the chances are, she won’t; you just think she will, but you are wrong.

So now, as an alternative to the Save-A-Ho Maxxing going on in churches, let’s look at all the lovely Waiting For Marriage girls, and all you have to do is send them a DM on TikTok.

@rosalie.reds1

The real reason I am waiting until marriage for my first time is not because I am sheltered or afraid. It is because I am intentional. I know how powerful intimacy is. I know it creates emotional bonds, trust, and vulnerability that should not be given lightly. For me, that kind of connection deserves the safety of commitment, not uncertainty or temporary validation. Waiting has taught me discipline and self respect. It has shown me the difference between someone who is interested in my body and someone who is interested in my future. The right man will not rush me, pressure me, or test my boundaries. He will protect them. This choice is not about denying myself something. It is about choosing the kind of love I want long term. A love built on trust, patience, and shared values. A love that feels secure instead of confusing. I am not waiting because I have to. I am waiting because I want to. And I would rather give that part of myself once, fully, and with intention, than give it away in pieces to people who were never meant to stay.

♬ original sound – Rosalie Red – Rosalie Red
@leenaute

Waiting is so worth it- I believe it puts a blessing on your marriage. . . . . . . . #christiantiktok #christiancouple #fürdich #fyp #marriage

♬ sonido original – alex y monse

Baaaaabe.

But, you’re not supposed to “flee from lust.” That’s for monks. For regular people:

But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. (1 Corinthians 7-9)

Do you want to marry someone you are not lustful for? Any man who isn’t a little lustful for this woman must be gay.

@gavynnaschenbrener

better off in the long run on both ends tho ! shouldn’t have to feel like ur compromising on ur own beliefs for somone else

♬ original sound – 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪

Lastly, let’s catch up again with this girl, who was 30 years old and STILL waiting for marriage, while some doofuses are out there playing Captain Save-A-Ho.

It turns out this girl is a serious babe.

So just grab one of those girls, and don’t dilly dally about it. Get married in six months, or don’t. Because, how long do you want to be “waiting until marriage”?

Published by proprietor

Happily married, with children.

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