Fitness Moms

This message is for: women.

Since we have been on the topic, I will bring up the point here that, not only is being a babe (the term “hottie” implies a little too much sluttishness) a rather nice thing in general and also an important part of your husband-hunting strategy, it is also one of your primary duties as a wife. You do not “pull the pin on the fat grenade” and bloat up like a pig after your wedding day. You do not make a bunch of excuses after childbirth. Looking good (and consequently, good diet and exercise) is something that the Good Wife does for the rest of her life.

For example:

Yes, this is Hollywood actor Pierce Brosnan, who is not only Alpha As Fuck to begin with, but also plays that role in movies. And, that is his wife, who is, naturally, the sort of woman that a man like him deserves.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9762646u) Pierce Brosnan and wife Keely Shaye Smith ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’ film premiere, Arrivals, London, UK – 16 Jul 2018

Here is Pierce Brosnan again, looking as good as ever. He is 63 in this photo, and teaching all us men what we should also look like at age 63. If he was single today, at age 63, he could have a “soft harem” of girls under 25 by the end of the week. They would be pulling each other’s hair out for a seat in his German luxury sedan. There is his wife again, looking like … well, let’s be nice. I respect Brosnan for sticking with this woman, actually. I was going to say: “which is more than she deserves,” but as a faithful married woman, she does deserve that. Considering that she could afford all the personal trainers, dieticians and personal cooks that money can buy, her failure is particularly acute. But, there are plenty of slim high-society wives whose husbands look like the male equivalent, and they deserve fidelity also.

Nevertheless: No fatties.

NO NO NO NO NO NO

I find that it helps to attach words to image, so we will here admire some “fitness moms,” who exercise regularly, look great, and are married with children.

LIKE THIS, GIRLS:

It gets even better when Dad joins the fun. Pierce Brosnan would.

Those girls are going to have veeeery high standards when they get older. And those baby boys are not going to tolerate any fat bitches, no way.

You don’t really need to be so ripped up as this. But, it just happens when you eat well and exercise every day.

If you wife looks good in a bikini while actually pregnant, you are winning.

Yoga is good. I like yoga. Oh yes.

Tattoos on four-year-olds, not so much.

You don’t really need to go to fitness competitions as a husband/wife pair. But, you could.

Of course, everybody ages. When she is in her matronly years (45+), a wife should still look good, just as Pierce Brosnan does as a man. Here you can put the bikini away. “Dignity” and “elegance” are your goals. Here is former top model and raw foodist Carol Alt, in her mid-fifties. This is what Pierce Brosnan’s wife (who was almost as good looking as Carol Alt when younger) should look like now:

Not too much makeup. Natural beauty.

Nice job, Carol!

For her age group, still one of the most beautiful women around.

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Happily married, with children.

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