OK, this is now completely demented. Girls: It’s time to just say goodbye to the zombie hordes of women today that are on their way to the biggest Spinster Bubble the world has ever seen. For women getting married at 18, I recommend having your last children around Age 26, not your first.
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Skate to Where the Puck Is Going
Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky said that his secret was to “skate to where the puck is going.” If you want to get married, just plan on being a wife — specifically, a Good Wife and Good Mother. If you do that, getting married should be easy. “I want to get married.” “Yeah, you and allContinue reading “Skate to Where the Puck Is Going”
“What Do You Bring To The Table?” Megan Fox Edition
Megan Fox, Hollywood dream babe, former “Sexiest Woman in the World.” I had to convince him that I was slightly more responsible and well-spoken and had other things to bring to the table besides being 18. Every other woman: I Am the Table. She got married, and had three children. “Now just sit right thereContinue reading ““What Do You Bring To The Table?” Megan Fox Edition”
Build It and They Will Come
This is an interesting item by Helen Roy. And since Helen is a TradBabe (that is, she has options), and also a wife and new mother (don’t take advice from single women), and of the BigBrain subcategory, it has something worthwhile in it I think. This is the basic landscape of dating in Hell WorldContinue reading “Build It and They Will Come”
What To Teach Your Children
This is “The Children’s Song,” from Puck of Pook’s Hill (1906), by Rudyard Kipling. In 1906, Britain was still Champion of the World. This is what people teach their children, when a nation is at its best. Land of our Birth, we pledge to theeOur love and toil in the years to be;When we areContinue reading “What To Teach Your Children”
But I Could Have Been a Ballerina
When I want some inspiration for something to write about, I often turn to Lori Alexander at the Transformed Wife. Recently, she talked about women’s unrealistic expectations. Too many women these days carry a burden they were never meant to carry. All of their lives, they are told they can be and do whatever theyContinue reading “But I Could Have Been a Ballerina”
Why 22 Is Too Old
This is ridiculous, and an improper use of the term “the Wall,” but, as before, let me explain what is going on here. Let’s say you wanted to marry a virgin — for the very good reason that virgins tend to make good wives. To that we can add some other preferences: No Tattoos, andContinue reading “Why 22 Is Too Old”
20 Qualities of a Good Wife
A woman can be a good student, a good daughter, a good employee, a good friend, a good neighbor and a good citizen. Even, a good girlfriend. But, if she is not a Good Wife, then she has nothing to offer to a man who is interested in having a family. A woman that can’t,Continue reading “20 Qualities of a Good Wife”
Write It Down and Forget About It
The last thing a man wants to hear when he gets home from work is all the other things he is expected to do — taking care of this, and fixing that. This can very easily degenerate into nagging, which does nobody any good. If they could, men would take their nagging wives, tie themContinue reading “Write It Down and Forget About It”
TradBabe Fashion Plates
The way it was in London, 1909.